HEAR ME GOODMAN, when I tell you that I have just the thing to grow that beard better than George Foreman makes grills.
MAKE IT MAGNIFICENT. Like a bear with chainsaws for hands, this stuff gets the job done.
BATHROOM BANISHMENT. Banish any balm, butter, softener, or oil from your counters-they’re just collecting dust now. And you’re not looking to collect dust bunnies, you’re looking to collect EXCELLENT FACIAL HAIR.
PROTECT YOUR POLISHEDNESS. Biotin! Argan Oil! Rosemary! Tea Tree! Eucalyptus! Peppermint! Manuka Honey! Aloe Vera! Cehami! Ingredients!
BY GOLLY, GET THE BEARD YOU WANT! You may have a beard trimmer, comb, brush, perfume, or beanie-but with Polished Gentleman they’ll finally have something to do! Oh, except for the beanie; you probably won’t need that anymore. Makes a great Xmas present It will absolutely be the best deal of the day for you today my Goodman!